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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare)

posted 2 days ago

lifehackable:

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posted 2 days ago

clockpurse:

the old couple behind me laughed 

posted 2 days ago

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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posted 2 days ago

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

posted 2 days ago

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

posted 2 days ago

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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posted 2 days ago

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
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posted 2 days ago

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posted 3 days ago

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posted 3 days ago

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

posted 4 days ago

squidwurd:

i am so done with her

posted 4 days ago

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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posted 4 days ago

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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